- Lucy Knight: [On the roof of the hospital] Rough first day?
- Abby Lockhart: [smoking a cigarette] Well, let's just say, it's been two years since I've had one of these.
- Lucy Knight: What happened?
- Abby Lockhart: More like what didn't happen. When I was up in OB, I would deliver a baby, then I would deliver a baby, and today, I was puked on, spit at, bit, and then I tricked a psychotic woman, and I almost killed a guy.
- Lucy Knight: That sounds about right. Fortunately in the ER, almost doesn't count.
- [starts throwing money off the roof from a tin box]
- Abby Lockhart: What are you doing?
- Lucy Knight: Patient's last request. Toss some, you might feel better.
- Carol Hathaway: You're *a med student*?
- Abby Lockhart: What can I say? I crossed over to the Dark Side.
- Dr. Robert Romano: [the ER is full of flu sufferers] Is anybody in this city NOT sick? It's like the damn plague down here!