- Dr. Kerry Weaver: People are starving, people are being shot at, men are flying planes into buildings, yet the "faithful" are saying, "Watch out for those lesbians! They're gonna destroy our god-gifted lives."
- Abby Lockhart: [to Jake] In what possible universe would I say the words, "Let's polka?"
- Jake Scanlon: I'm telling you. In your sleep, two nights ago. Look, I'm not making this up. You don't think I was surprised?
- Abby Lockhart: I don't talk in my sleep.
- Jake Scanlon: How do you know?
- Abby Lockhart: Even if I did, I wouldn't say "polka." I wouldn't even say "dance." I don't dance. Well, maybe once when I was a kid, I did the limbo.
- Jake Scanlon: Yeah, maybe that was it. Maybe it was the limbo.
- Dr. Kerry Weaver: [During a fight involving a patient and her husband in the ER] Who's winning?
- Samantha Taggart: Neela was about to deck somebody with a bedpan.
- Jerry Markovic: I've always wanted to see something like that.
- Samantha Taggart: It's hard to let go of a dream, isn't it, Jerry?