- Mrs. Frum: Stop it, John Thomas, or I'm going to tell Daddy that you were climbing on his boat!
- John Thomas Frum: I'll tell Grandma you were playing with Daddy's penis!
- Dr. Deb Chen: Promise me, John, whatever sacrifice you make for this place, you make sure it's worth it.
- Frank Martin: [as he escorts a man wearing a bathrobe out of the ER] We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
- Flasher: This is a county hospital.
- Frank Martin: Then let me know when you start paying taxes and wearing clothes.
- Miss McDuffy: [to Carter] I've got a yeast infection too.
- John Carter: Wonderful.
- Miss McDuffy: Wanna see it?
- John Carter: Maybe later.
- [leaves the exam room; Abby follows after him]
- Abby Lockhart: Come on. Be a sport. Do the pelvic.
- John Carter: I think that might just put me over the edge.
- Abby Lockhart: Into what? Celibacy?
- John Carter: [as he searches for a spider loose in the ER] Frank, I think I need Housekeeping in here.
- Susan Lewis: Funny, that's not how I remember you.
- John Carter: [Carter smacks his head on the desk] Ow! Son of a bitch!
- Susan Lewis: That is.
- Flasher: [to Susan] Bet I know what you came here for.
- [flashes himself to her]
- Susan Lewis: [looking unamused] Is that it?
- Mark Greene: [to Susan about the scar from his brain surgery] Thought it was cooler than a tattoo.
- Susan Lewis: You could have at least called me, you know.
- Mark Greene: And say what? "Hey, how's it going? By the way, I have a brain tumor."
- Susan Lewis: [to Carter] So you must be Chief Resident.
- John Carter: No. That would be Dr. Chen.
- Susan Lewis: Deb Chen?
- John Carter: It's Jing-Mei now. Jing-Mai now. Jing... Frank, what is it again?
- Frank Martin: I don't know what she calls herself.
- Kerry Weaver: [to Romano] You scheduled meetings with my Residents without telling me?
- Robert Romano: I'm sorry. Did you not get the memo?
- Kerry Weaver: What memo?
- Robert Romano: The one that says I run the place.
- Dr. Deb Chen: [to Carter about Weaver] I thought she was going to protect me. She went to protect herself.
- John Carter: What did you expect?
- Dr. Deb Chen: I don't know. It never occurred to me that she had to protect her own ass.
- John Carter: Maybe your asses aren't mutually exclusive.
- Kerry Weaver: The fact is, this is a systems error. The cafeteria isn't open at 2:00 in the morning, so you need to leave the building to get a meal.
- Gordon Price: You might consider brown-bagging it next time.
- Nicole: [as Luka is examining Nicole's hand] I was opening for lunch. The back gate gets stuck sometimes.
- Abby Lockhart: It doesn't look deep enough to suture.
- Luka Kovac: Let's irrigate and give her some Keflex.
- Nicole: My boss wanted me to finish my shift. He's such a... what do they say here?
- Abby Lockhart: A capitalist?
- Robert Romano: Nice workout, Peter. Flogging a dead guy for an hour. Probably burned a thousand calories.
- Kerry Weaver: [to Chen] I want you to know I went on record against this, but the administration...
- Dr. Deb Chen: Am I being fired, Kerry?
- Kerry Weaver: No. No, no, of course not. You're on a year's probation and subject to a month's suspension without pay. I argued your case to the best of my ability, but Risk Management feels that given your history they needed to take corrective measures to mitigate any further incidents.
- Dr. Deb Chen: My history?
- Kerry Weaver: The guide wire.
- Dr. Deb Chen: God, you're gonna use that?
- Kerry Weaver: You'll also have to resign your Chief Residency.
- Dr. Deb Chen: What?
- Kerry Weaver: I understand how upsetting this must...
- Dr. Deb Chen: What about you? Are you going to resign anything?
- Kerry Weaver: My involvement, or lack thereof, is not at issue.
- Dr. Deb Chen: Yeah, yeah. You made sure of that.
- Kerry Weaver: Look, this is only a temporary setback, after which you'll be back on track.
- Dr. Deb Chen: Were you even wearing your pager that night?
- Kerry Weaver: This isn't about me. Someone obviously misdialed.
- Dr. Deb Chen: Yeah, just blame everyone but yourself, Kerry.
- Kerry Weaver: Look, I'm sorry that this had to happen.
- Dr. Deb Chen: You are not sorry. Just relieved.
- Kerry Weaver: Jing-Mei, I...
- Dr. Deb Chen: Go to hell, Kerry. I quit.
- Kerry Weaver: [to Mark about firing Chen] Look, I'm gonna miss her too. This saddens me too. It's easy for you to be upset and angry when you don't have to manage the situation, but guess what. I'm angry and upset, okay? I mean, I think it sucks only I don't have anyone to complain to.
- Mark Greene: You're asking me to feel sorry for you now?
- Kerry Weaver: No. I just wanted you to know what was going on.
- John Carter: [Seeing Susan for the first time] Dr. Lewis! What are you doing here?
- Susan Lewis: Susan, Carter.
- John Carter: Right, Susan.
- John Carter: Hey!
- Susan Lewis: Hi! Ha, ha, ha. Oh, well, would you believe I'm looking for work?
- John Carter: In Chicago?
- Susan Lewis: Yeah. "Never say never."
- Mark Greene: I wanna hire Susan.
- Kerry Weaver: Lewis?
- Mark Greene: Yeah. If you have a problem with that, bring it up at the next staff meeting. We need doctors, Kerry.
- Robert Romano: [as Elizabeth is by her patient Kenny's bedside after his surgery] Mom and Dad stayed just long enough to give consent?
- Elizabeth Corday: It doesn't mean anything. The entire document is a lie. Fake phone numbers, phony addresses. I'm not even sure his real name is Kenny. God knows he can't tell us.
- Robert Romano: $20,000 later and only his parents have any quality of life. Probably in the Bahamas by now.
- Elizabeth Corday: He requires an enormous amount of care. Obviously, it became more than they could handle after six years.
- Robert Romano: Yeah. Boo-hoo.
- Elizabeth Corday: Robert, it had to be extremely draining on them physically, emotionally.
- Robert Romano: You wanna be a parent? Shut up and do your job.