- Dr. Abby Lockhart: It's amazing how you guys can leap to misogyny from homophobia in a single bound.
- Frank Martin: Hey, you were the one who was just calling Albright a bitch.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: After you did! And that's not the point. The point is... why is everyone so bigoted around here?
- Dr. Ray Barnett: No more overnights for Abby.
- Dr. Archie Morris: Yeah, Kovac, your woman's starting to sound a little kooky.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh Morris, I swear to God, if you ever, ever refer to me as someone's "woman" again, I'll slap you silly with this hole punch.
- Dr. Ray Barnett: Don't you mean bitch slap?
- Dr. Archie Morris: Kovac, your woman is starting to sound a little kooky.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Oh Morris, I swear to God, if you ever, ever refer to me as someone's "woman" ever again, I will slap you silly with this hole-punch!
- Dr. Luka Kovac: So what do you think?
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: About what?
- Dr. Luka Kovac: The baby's sex is right there on that amnio report.
- Dr. Abby Lockhart: Did you know that the X chromosome contains three times as much genetic information as the Y? Do you think that's why men are simpler?
- Dr. Luka Kovac: And you didn't ask.