Dianne Kay: Nancy Bradford

Quotes 

• Nancy Bradford : [after being caught sunbathing topless]  All I took off was my top. You call that nude?

  Tom Bradford : I call it disgraceful. Oh, you've got more blouses in this house than anybody else. Unless you're in a bubble bath or the shower, I want you to wear one, do you understand?

  Nancy Bradford : I was just getting a tan for my job.

  Tom Bradford : Oh, no. Now don't tell me that the health food restaurant has gone topless.

  Nancy Bradford : Of course not, daddy. But my boss, Avocado Sunrise, wants all the waitresses to look as healthy as the food. And he says, strap marks clash with the sandwiches.

  Tom Bradford : Just because your employer has overdosed on alfalfa sprouts there's no reason to disgrace the family with semi-nakedness.

  Nancy Bradford : I was in the privacy of my own backyard.

  Tom Bradford : Correction, the privacy of my backyard where my daughters stay dressed.

  Nancy Bradford : Daddy, you're a prude.

  Tom Bradford : Better off prude, than half nude.