Susan Richardson: Susan Bradford

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• Susan Bradford : Oh, dad, you don't understand at all. He's not a nude stranger. His name is Danny, he happens to be my tennis partner. And he was hot and sweaty.

  Tom Bradford : So am I, under the collar.

  Susan Bradford : Oh, good grief, dad. He was just takin' a shower.

  Tom Bradford : Susan, do I have to remind you about the rules of allowing men up on the second floor in the vicinity of bedrooms.

  Susan Bradford : Dad, they don't even have those rules in colleges anymore.

  Tom Bradford : Right, that's their problem.

  Mary Bradford : Dad, don't you think you're overdoing this enforcer bit a little? I mean, he left five minutes ago and there's nobody upstairs now.

  Tom Bradford : That's not the point, the point is, suppose Elizabeth were to go upstairs and see a strange man walking around with a towel wrapped around him.

  Mary Bradford : Well, knowing Elizabeth, there probably be nothing left but the towel.

  Tom Bradford : Susan, I would appreciate a little more discretion on your part, when it comes to allowing strange men sweaty or not, to use the bathroom. Our family bathroom, to take a shower.

  Susan Bradford : Okay, dad.

  Tom Bradford : You know, our house is not a locker room.

  Susan Bradford : I get the message, alright?

  Tom Bradford : Good, thought you would.

  Susan Bradford : Phew, think will ever get him into the 20th century?

  Mary Bradford : Hmm.. Not till we get him out of the 18th.