- Ensign Travis Mayweather: Have you ever been to an alien hospital?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: Yes. In San Francisco.
- [Phlox is about to go into hibernation]
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: And if someone should require medical attention during your hibernation?
- Dr. Phlox: Crewman Cutler is a capable medic.
- Crewman Elizabeth Cutler: Yeah, I know where the bandages are.
- [Tucker and Reed are chatting to two ladies]
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Why don't you tell them about the time you saved Enterprise... in your underwear?
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Yeah, I saved the Captain's life.
- Latia Female: I thought you were the captain.
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: We rotate. He's captain next week.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: You look rested, sir. Did you get a good night's sleep?
- Captain Jonathan Archer: Went out like a light.
- [after being knocked out by Keyla for the whole past night]
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: What about you, Hoshi? Do anything constructive?
- Ensign Hoshi Sato: As a matter of fact, I learned... several new conjugations.
- [after spending the past night in bed with an alien]
- [Phlox is examining Mayweather]
- Dr. Phlox: It's definitely being caused by an antigenic compound in his system. We'll need Regulan blood worms.
- Ensign Travis Mayweather: What?
- Dr. Phlox: They're excellent at filtering toxins.
- Crewman Elizabeth Cutler: Uh... which container are they in?
- Dr. Phlox: No, fresh ones would be better!
- Dr. Phlox: [activates com panel] Set a course for Regulus, maximum warp!
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: Doctor, I think this was a mistake. You should return to your quarters.
- Dr. Phlox: I appreciate the offer, but it would be best to keep our relationship professional.
- [Tucker and Reed are tied up in the club's basement]
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Wonderful!
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: You think this is *my* fault?
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: You were willing to follow two strange aliens into a basement.
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Gorgeous aliens! Don't forget, they were gorgeous!
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: They were male!
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Not at first!
- [Tucker and Reed are being searched for valuables by the "ladies" turned alien thieves]
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: I hope this isn't their mating ritual.
- [T'Pol and Cutler have gone to wake Phlox from hibernation]
- Crewman Elizabeth Cutler: [whispering] I'm not so sure this is a good idea.
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: There's no need to whisper. He's in a state of deep hibernation.
- Crewman Elizabeth Cutler: Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
- [Culter gives Phlox a hypospray, but there is no response]
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: Did you use the correct dosage?
- Dr. Phlox: [wakes up, shouting] Do'sani! Do'sani, yo-to aruda!
- [collapses again]
- Crewman Elizabeth Cutler: Phlox?
- Dr. Phlox: [groans] I don't care what it tastes like.
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: Wake up, Doctor.
- Dr. Phlox: Sub-Commander. Has it been forty-eight hours?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: No.
- Dr. Phlox: Then why did you wake me?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: There's a medical emergency.
- Dr. Phlox: Emergency? Then call the doctor.
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: *You're* the doctor.
- Dr. Phlox: Of course. Who's sick?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: Ensign Mayweather.
- Dr. Phlox: Who?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: Ensign Mayweather, our helmsman.
- Dr. Phlox: I know who he is!
- [looks under his sheets]
- Dr. Phlox: Where is he?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: He's in Sickbay.
- Dr. Phlox: We're not in Sickbay?
- Sub-Commander T'Pol: We're in your quarters.
- Dr. Phlox: Well, then... to Sickbay!
- [gets out of bed and falls on the floor]
- Dr. Phlox: I could use some assistance, please.
- [Dr. Phlox is still drowsy after waking from hibernation]
- Dr. Phlox: What seems to be the trouble, Captain?
- Ensign Travis Mayweather: It's Travis, Doctor.
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: What should we drink to?
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: To us - and... to a well-earned two days and two nights.
- [the shore leave party returns to Enterprise in a shuttle pod]
- Captain Jonathan Archer: I'm guessing you two had an interesting couple of days?
- [Tucker and Reed are nodding affirmatively]
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Fascinating culture, sir.
- Keyla: You're an explorer. I wouldn't be surprised if they're naming schools after you back on your world.
- Captain Jonathan Archer: [chuckles] Archer Elementary. It has a nice ring to it.
- [Tucker and Reed are on Risa looking for potential female companions]
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: What about that one?
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: [scoffs] Now I know you've been cooped up on a starship for too long.
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Now, what's wrong with her?
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Well, nothing, I suppose. I just wouldn't know which eyes to look into.
- [they laugh]
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Now, *she's* interesting.
- Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: I don't think 'she' is the right pronoun. Hm? But if you think it's worth the risk...
- Lieutenant Malcolm Reed: I don't know, maybe I should've brought my scanner with me.