Quotes
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Eric Murphy : Where is Vince, anyway?
Johnny "Drama" Chase : I left him in aisle nine with that MILF.
Turtle : He's probably banging her in the produce section by now.
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Johnny Drama : [a car is driving closely behind his car] What's this guy doing up my ass?
Turtle : You know the expression: never drive angry?
Johnny Drama : [still seething] And this beady-eyed little jerk-off just sitting on his sidekick again, just goading me. He probably wasn't even talking to anyone.
[the car behind them honks]
Johnny Drama : Get off my ass! Go around me!
Turtle : Would you pull over and let me drive?
Johnny Drama : [the car pulls up next to them] Do you really find it necessary to drive up my ass?
driver : [muscular young surfer] Fuck you, dude.
Johnny Drama : Dude? Do you believe this guy? Fuck locals! Fuck you, townie!
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : This is kind of embarrassing, but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully-tented. Any advice?
Dr. Joyce Brothers : Well, at your age, you should consider yourself lucky.
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Vincent Chase : Any big news stories in the world, E?
Eric Murphy : What do you mean?
Vincent Chase : Well, Mandy's really smart. She always tested me on what's going on in the world.
Turtle : I heard Pamela Anderson dropped another tit size.
Vincent Chase : Thanks, Turtle.
Johnny "Drama" Chase : Just tell her you're *devastated* by what's going on in Africa. It says you're up on current events and you're sensitive.
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Johnny "Drama" Chase : [arrested] You guys gonna take a picture of my dick now?
