- Ari Gold: Door number two is a list.
- Vincent Chase: What list?
- Ari Gold: James Cameron's list for Aquagirl. Five of the hottest actresses on the planet, one of which, you will be stuck with in a water tank for nine months. Even if you looked like our skim milk-colored friend E here, you still have a good chance of swimming in-between her legs.
- Turtle: You're telling me we're going to live by the beach. This is sick. This is like Far Rockaway minus the crack whores.
- Eric Murphy: Where is Vince, anyway?
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: I left him in aisle nine with that MILF.
- Turtle: He's probably banging her in the produce section by now.
- Vincent Chase: Sorry, Drama. Got a scuba lesson. Take Turtle.
- Turtle: Come on, Vince! I want to learn to scuba. You know how buoyant I am.
- Johnny Drama: [a car is driving closely behind his car] What's this guy doing up my ass?
- Turtle: You know the expression: never drive angry?
- Johnny Drama: [still seething] And this beady-eyed little jerk-off just sitting on his sidekick again, just goading me. He probably wasn't even talking to anyone.
- [the car behind them honks]
- Johnny Drama: Get off my ass! Go around me!
- Turtle: Would you pull over and let me drive?
- Johnny Drama: [the car pulls up next to them] Do you really find it necessary to drive up my ass?
- driver: [muscular young surfer] Fuck you, dude.
- Johnny Drama: Dude? Do you believe this guy? Fuck locals! Fuck you, townie!
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: This is kind of embarrassing, but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully-tented. Any advice?
- Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well, at your age, you should consider yourself lucky.
- Vincent Chase: Any big news stories in the world, E?
- Eric Murphy: What do you mean?
- Vincent Chase: Well, Mandy's really smart. She always tested me on what's going on in the world.
- Turtle: I heard Pamela Anderson dropped another tit size.
- Vincent Chase: Thanks, Turtle.
- Johnny "Drama" Chase: Just tell her you're *devastated* by what's going on in Africa. It says you're up on current events and you're sensitive.