Even Stevens (TV Series)

Band on the Roof (2002)

Shia LaBeouf: Louis Stevens

Quotes 

• Louis Stevens : Jiminy H. Crickets III Jr...

• Louis Stevens : What's living if you never pull your shorts down and slide on the ice, Ren?

• Louis Stevens : Beans is like that policeman in Terminator 2, you know who I'm talking about? I swear, he goes liquid. He can fit through cracks in windows, under doors, through little keyholes!

• Louis Stevens : Here's what we do. I think that we should throw a free concert. But not just any free concert. This free concert will be on the school roof.

  Alan Twitty : That is sweet! You know what, dude, that's not a bad idea. 'Cause the Beatles threw a free concert on the roof once.

  Tawny Dean : And so did U2!

  Louis Stevens : And now, the Twitty Stevens Connection.

• Louis Stevens : What's up, guys.

  Alan Twitty : What's up, dude.

  Louis Stevens : Alright, so here's what I'm thinking. I think we should here really early, right, really early. Like before-school-starts early. Alright? We get our stuff, our equipment, and we send it up on the roof.

  Alan Twitty : Sweet. Hey, what if we were camouflaged?

  Tawny Dean : You know, Twitty, that is a brilliant idea. What if we dress up as giant metal vents to get in with the roof decor?

  Alan Twitty : Yeah, now that I hear it out loud, it does sound kind of stupid.

• Ren Stevens : I have never been in so much trouble before. But it was worth it.

  Louis Stevens : I'm giving her a lot of credit for stepping up. That was very cool. But don't tell her I...

  Ren Stevens : ...said that. I would hate to admit that I actually had fun with Louis.