- Tom Gribalski: I don't understand why people have to pick on other people. I'd like to live in a world where there was less picking, and more hugging.
- Louis Stevens, Alan Twitty: Yeah, right.
- Louis Stevens: That Lloyd Offler guy... 'Cause everything about him is Offler! Look at how he spells his name: L-L-O-Y-D.
- Alan Twitty: What is up with those double L's?
- Louis Stevens: It's crazy.
- Tawny Dean: Maybe he pronounces it Low-loyd?