- Louis Stevens: I think I might have found my thing.
- Tawny Dean: Your thing?
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, everybody's got their thing. I mean, Twitty has his music, you have your poetry, Tom's got his... parents.
- Tawny Dean: But this is only one page.
- Alan Twitty: Yeah, where is the rest of it?
- Louis Stevens: We're only shooting scene 27 today. You see, we're shooting out of order. It's called filmmaking.
- Ren Stevens: [interrupting the filming] What is this disgusting slime doing in the refrigerator?
- Louis Stevens: Cut! That's not slime, it's radioactive plasma!
- Tawny Dean: Hey.
- Louis Stevens: Hey! Oh, you're still here? Yeah, I thought you left in the middle or something.
- Tawny Dean: I was just thinking about the movie. Louis, it had a great message. It's about feeling like an outsider and wanting to be accepted by appears.
- Louis Stevens: Yeah... You got that?
- Tawny Dean: Totally. And when that third eye cried... I cried.
- [Louis laughs]
- Tawny Dean: Can we watch it again?
- Louis Stevens: Yeah, sure! Oh... Can I ask you something? Did my thighs look too fat in that dress?
- Tawny Dean: [laughs] Eh, they were... They were muscular.
- Ren Stevens: [Louis is on the verge of cracking under the pressure due to constant filming mistakes] Louis, will you calm down? You're gonna get another nosebleed.
- Louis Stevens: [to Tom, screaming] TOM, KEEP HER OFF MY SET!
- Ren Stevens: [as he walks off] Ooh...