- Ephram Brown: [to Nina] So, what's he like? Colin.
- Nina Feeney: He's a charmer. You know, he's the kind of kid who forgets to mow your lawn for two weeks, then when he finally comes, you end up paying him for three. I think he was All State football and pretty smart, too.
- Ephram Brown: So he's basically like God.
- Amy Abbott: Ephram, what are you doing here?
- Ephram Brown: I wanted a Twix.
- Amy Abbott: You came a long way.
- Ephram Brown: Well, there's two in a pack and I only wanted one. I needed someone to share with.
- Amy Abbott: I just wanted to touch base with normal for a bit.
- Ephram Brown: You definitely called the wrong person then.
- Mole: [to Colin] Nice truck, Hart. Too bad it's your daddy's.
- Colin Hart: Whatever, McNally. Like I can't drive this whenever I want.
- Mole: I'm sure you can.
- Colin Hart: Besides your brother there is still the kid who threw up on the DMV guy during his driving test.