Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)
A Vote for Debra (2002)
Sawyer Sweeten: Geoffrey Barone
Quotes
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Ray Barone : [yelling up the stairs] Okay. All right. Fine, guys. You win. Stay up forever! I tell you what. I'm not gonna sing you any more lullabies.
Geoffrey Barone , Michael Barone : Okay!
Ray Barone : Oh, yeah. Funny. How about I call Santa, tell him how funny you guys are?
[to himself as he goes to the couch]
Ray Barone : Santa calls the Easter Bunny, he calls the Tooth Fairy. I don't gotta buy squat.
[Debra comes in]
Debra Barone : Hi.
Ray Barone : Oh, my God. How long was this meeting?
Debra Barone : It ended at 8:00, but I stayed after to talk.
Ray Barone : You know, here's the thing about the twins. I know that I'm supposed to love them, but why do they make it so freakin' hard?
Debra Barone : Listen, listen, Ray, it was such a great meeting. Remember all those ideas I had about fundraising and the readathon? It was amazing. I was talking, and all these people were really interested in what I had to say.
Ray Barone : The problem is, the twins they know I have to love them. They use that love against me. You know what? I can't anymore.
Debra Barone : All these people want me to run for president.
Ray Barone : What people?
Debra Barone : The people at the school. They want me to run for president of the school governing board. Isn't that fantastic?
Ray Barone : Wha...
Debra Barone : There's an election next week, and so far Bill Parker is running unopposed.
Ray Barone : Parker. I hate that Parker.
Debra Barone : Would you listen?
Ray Barone : He stole our babysitter.
Debra Barone : I'm gonna do it, Ray.
Ray Barone : Do what?
Debra Barone : Run for president. President of the school. Yeah.
Ray Barone : President of the school?
Debra Barone : Yeah.
Ray Barone : But that's, like, a lot of meetings at night.
Debra Barone : This is the perfect thing for me. I've been waiting for something like this to get involved in, where I can make a difference and use my brain and help people. I could make a good president.
Ray Barone : But you're already president of this house. We need you. Ask not what your house can do for you.