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Kate Winslet (2005)

Kate Winslet: Kate Winslet

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• Kate Winslet : How many more movies do we need about the Holocaust? I mean, we get it, it was grim.

• Maggie's Boyfriend : So all that stuff about your husband "polishing his Oscar", was that supposed to mean wanking?

  Kate Winslet : Yep.

  Maggie's Boyfriend : And your basement meant?

  Kate Winslet : My fanny.

• [Andy and Maggie, in costume as a German refugee and a Nazi soldier, are discussing her new boyfriend between takes] 

  Maggie Jacobs : [quietly, embarrassed]  He likes to talk dirty on the phone. He'll call me up and he's coming out with all this filth.

  Andy Millman : Why... would you tell me that?

  [grinning] 

  Andy Millman : What does he say?

  Maggie Jacobs : He calls up and says things like "Ooh... what are you doing?"

  Andy Millman : What do you say?

  Maggie Jacobs : Well I didn't know what was going on at first - I didn't realize - and I was just honest with him and I said "Oh, I'm just cleaning out the vegetable drawer to the fridge."

  Andy Millman : [bursts out laughing]  What if he thought that was a euphemism? "Ooh, I'm cleaning out my vegetable drawer. Ooh, I'm scrubbing my front step." Have you talked dirty back to him?

  Maggie Jacobs : No, I have not. I don't know what to say to him, it's too embarrassing. What if I say something and he just laughs at me, or something and it's too much and he gets all offended?

  Andy Millman : Well no, it's just stuff like "Ooh, I'm playing with myself."

  [they laugh] 

  Kate Winslet : [getting coffee behind them in her nun's habit]  Sounds interesting.

  Andy Millman : Hey. Not me, her.

  Kate Winslet : Go on.

  Andy Millman : [pause, then in a rush]  Her boyfriend likes to talk dirty on the phone and she doesn't know what to say to him.

  Kate Winslet : Oh yeah, that can be a bit awkward. Why don't you just start with something light, you know, like um - "I'd love it if you stuck your Willy Wonka between my Oompa-Loompas," you know, something a bit fun, a bit jokey. And then you can get more hardcore, run with the old classics, like "I'm playing with my dirty pillows," "I'm aching for your big purple-headed womb ferret." And then go straight in hard, like "Get 'round here 'cause I'm fudding myself stupid and I'm bloody loving it." Right?

  Maggie Jacobs : [incredibly uncomfortable]  Yeah.

  Kate Winslet : Okay? Back on.

  [stands up, walks away] 

  Andy Millman : [to her as she walks away]  Love to Sam Mendes.

  [stunned, to Maggie] 

  Andy Millman : Kate Winslet, talking dirty to Anne Frank and Joseph Goebbels, just another normal day.

• Kate Winslet : My husband's gonna be rummaging around in my basement while I polish his Oscar.

• Andy Millman : I think, you know, you doing this is so commendable - you know, using your profile to keep the message alive about the Holocaust.

  Kate Winslet : My God, I'm not doing it for that. And I don't think we really need another film about the Holocaust, do we? It's like, how many have there been? You know, we get it - it was grim, move on. No, I'm doing it because I've noticed that if you do a film about the Holocaust - guaranteed Oscar!