F Troop (TV Series)

V Is for Vampire (1967)

Larry Storch: Cpl. Randolph Agarn

Quotes 

• [Agarn believes the Count has transformed Captain Parmenter into a chicken, which lays an egg] 

  Cpl. Randolph Agarn : Congratulations, sir. You're a mother.

• [Agarn is frightened to be at Count Sforza's front door; they believe the Count has kidnapped Jane] 

  Cpl. Randolph Agarn : I still say we didn't have to come. We coulda written a threatening letter.