- Edna Garrett: Where is the prizewinning painting?
- Blair Warner: Still on display. Hopefully providing an uplifting experience for all.
- Jo Polniaczek: Uplifting experience? What is it, a painting or a bra?
- Natalie Green: Maybe it's a painting of a bra!
- Edna Garrett: Oh, I have some more good news for you, Blair.
- Blair Warner: Don't tell me... They wanna hang me in the Museum of Art!
- Jo Polniaczek: Yeah, but what do they do with the painting?
- Edna Garrett: Jo!
- Blair Warner: What do you expect from someone who thinks Picasso is an ice-cream flavor?
- Blair Warner: I just wanna stay up here and create, okay?
- Edna Garrett: You're not creating, you're hiding. Just burying your head in the sand.
- Jo Polniaczek: And what's sticking up is not exactly your best feature.
- Geri Tyler: Actually, I always wanted to do it alone. Performing with Blair is like... like double-dating with Loni Anderson.