- Blair Warner: Maybe we should go for a good old fashion romance. Whom do you recommend? Emily Brontë? Eric Segel? Masters and Johnson?
- Leo: Are there pictures in it?
- Jo Polniaczek: [Tootie and Natalie are enthralled by Leo] Would you stop drooling all over the place! I just mopped the floor!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: I just hope she doesn't say anything dumb.
- Jo Polniaczek: We're talking Blair here.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Well, somebody better stop her before she does anything dumber.