The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Legacy (1982)
Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner
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Quotes
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Tootie Ramsey : Remember me, your little worker-bee?
Blair Warner : Did I really call you that? Oh forgive me!
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Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Stop it, Blair.
Blair Warner : Stop what?
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : You're driving me crazy! You're trying too hard, you're...
Natalie Green : Overcompensating.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Yeah, overcompensating.
Blair Warner : I am not.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : [holds up the arms on the too large sweater Blair gave her] Blair, *this* is overcompensating. And what do you call circling Abraham Lincoln's birthday on my calendar? And waking me up every morning by singing 'We Shall Overcome'?
Blair Warner : I was just trying to be nice, Tootie.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Just be my friend, okay?
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Blair Warner : [leaning in the kitchen doorway] Hi... can I come in?
Jo Polniaczek : [snapping at her] Of course you can come in, you live here, don't ya?
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Blair Warner : Listen everybody, I've made a decision... how does the Carlton Blair Library of Black Studies sound to you?
Jo Polniaczek : ...Black... studies?
Natalie Green : Your grandfather'd get a big kick out of that.
Blair Warner : The library will be entirely devoted to black history, black heroes, black music...
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : A *section* on black studies is a good idea, but I haven't finished polling the rest of the students to see what they want.
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Blair Warner : [lies casually on bed, paging through family album] Here's grandfather and me with my first tricycle. I was such an adorable child.
[Jo just toys with ball and catchers' mitt]
Blair Warner : Here he is in his judicial robes outside the courthouse. Here we are in his Mwrcedes.
Jo Polniaczek : What?
[clutches her heart]
Jo Polniaczek : No Rolls Royce?
Blair Warner : Hey! We had hard times too!
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Blair Warner : Well?
Jo Polniaczek : Well, what?
Blair Warner : I don't understand. Ever since the truth came out about Carlton Blair, you haven't said a word. This is the perfect opportunity to be mean and rotten.
Jo Polniaczek : I know. Maybe I'm coming down with something.
Blair Warner : Or maybe I'm just beneath contempt. And just not worth insulting.
Jo Polniaczek : [big smile] Yes, you are.
Blair Warner : Well, then, talk to me, Jo.
[sighs]
Blair Warner : I'm so confused. Can't you say something to make me feel better?
Jo Polniaczek : Blair, you're a jerk.
Blair Warner : [relieved] Bless you.