The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Like Mother, Like Daughter (1979)
Pam Huntington: Monica Warner
Quotes
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[Blair enters the banquet room and is surprised to find that only Mr. Bradley and Miss Mahoney are present]
Blair Warner : Where's my mother? Did she leave?
[Blair's mother, Nancy, Molly, Cindy, Natalie and Tootie enter the banquet room from the kitchen]
Monica Warner : Oh, Blair, you look beautiful.
Blair Warner : Is that you mother? In an apron?
Monica Warner : Well, I thought it was about time that I started acting a little more like you than you like me.
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Blair Warner : Meet my gorgeous mother.
Nancy Olson : You're the most beautiful woman I ever met.
Monica Warner : Oh, thank you, dear.
[chuckles]
Sue Ann Weaver : What do you have to do to look the way you do?
Monica Warner : Well, I get plenty of sleep, I exercise, and I drink plenty of milk.
Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Wow, if I could look like that, I'd drink a cow.
Nancy Olson : Come on, guys, we gotta get back to work.
Edna Garrett : On the double, on the double.
Sue Ann Weaver : [still thinking Blair's mom] Wow, what a figure.
Cindy Webster : Yeah, wouldn't you just love to have a pair of legs like that.
Natalie Green : I'd settle for just one.
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Monica Warner : [huge parcel] I brought you a little surprise, dear. It's your first Christian Dior.
Blair Warner : Oh, mother, thank you!
Monica Warner : Let's pull it out and see what it looks like.
Blair Warner : There's a full-length mirror in here.
[they go off next door]