- Blair Warner: [after Jane Fonda aerobic workout] My whole body is screaming!
- Jo Polniaczek: And sweating.
- Blair Warner: I don't sweat... I glisten!
- Jo Polniaczek: Well, you're glistening like a pig!
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Blair's right. There is an allure to older men.
- Jo Polniaczek: You write one letter to Rick Springfield and suddenly you're an expert.