- Buzz Ryan: [on phone] Listen, Jo, I got a problem. I could really use your help. You see, I need a date for this formal military dance.
- Jo Polniaczek: Military dance? You gotta be kidding! No way! I'm not going to one of those things.
- Buzz Ryan: No, I don't mean you, Jo. I need somebody classy.
- Jo Polniaczek: You're *smart* to do this over the phone.
- Buzz Ryan: It's gotta be one of your rich and famous Candice Bergen types.
- Jo Polniaczek: [just then, Blair comes walking past] I could probably lay my hands on one.
- Blair Warner: [to Buzz] You're a hoot and a half. Jo, where have you been keeping him?
- Jo Polniaczek: Don't ask!