- Blair Warner: I swear I have never met anyone who irritates me so much... other than you.
- Jo Polniaczek: I knew there was something I liked about him.
- Blair Warner: Sometimes men understand things better when we don't tell them things they may have trouble understanding.
- Blair Warner: Tootie, have you learned absolutely nothing from me?
- Jo Polniaczek: Knowing where to buy hair bleach doesn't apply here Blair.
- Casey Clark: I don't mix well with yuppies.
- Blair Warner: You don't mix well with anything that walks up right, but you're still going.
- Natalie Green: They don't allow us to take personal phone calls at work.
- Blair Warner: How would they know it's personal?
- Natalie Green: Most people don't do business with a guy named Snake.