The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)

Father Time!/Apartnership! (2001)

Daran Norris: Cosmo, Dad, Guard

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Quotes 

• Dad Turner : This is me graduating Dictator College

  Dad Turner : And this is me taking over the world... with smiles!

  Dad Turner : AAAAANNNNND

  Dad Turner : This is where I'd put a trophy

  Dad Turner : IF I HAD ONE!

  Dad Turner : Sorry, must be happy

  Dad Turner : but the happy's back!

• Cosmo : Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.

• [on chores] 

  Cosmo : You could melt it wall with heat vision.

  Wanda : Or you could wish for the chores to be done.

  Timmy Turner : That's a good idea. I wish...

  Cosmo : OR you could melt it, with HEAT VISION.

  Timmy Turner : Gotta go with superpowers.

• Young Bill Gates : I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet.

  Cosmo : That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.

  Young Bill Gates : Okay!

• Timmy Turner : [after going back in time and Cosmo tells the Young Bill Gates to call the internet the Timmy]  Hey, Dad, whatchya doin?

  Dad Turner : Just looking for a new trophy of the Timmy computer network.

• Cosmo : All right! Two wishes for Cosmo, none for Wanda! I'm on fire, baby!

• Dad Turner : What happened here?

  Timmy Turner : I melted your trophy with heat vision.

  Dad Turner : Where did you get heat vision?

  Timmy Turner : Internet?

  Cosmo : Oh, he's good.

  Dad Turner : I won this trophy years ago when I was your age. And you melted it! I'm so mad. I wish beams of heat could come out of my eyes right now!

  Wanda : No, no! Ours is the one with the silly pink hat.

  Dad Turner : Go to your room, and don't come out until you learn responsibility for other people's property. Or welding skills. Whatever comes first.

• Timmy Turner : If they're into that stuff, they're gonna love it when I cook them their special anniversary dinner.

  Cosmo : Don't forget, Timmy. You still have to help me with my anniversary surprise.

  Timmy Turner : I know, today's yours and Wanda's anniversary, too. That's convenient.

  [the room is filled with styrofoam] 

  Timmy Turner : Styrofoam?

  Cosmo : Yeah, Wanda and I have been married 9,895 years today. That's the styrofoam anniversary.

  Timmy Turner : Cool.

  Cosmo : Yeah. Thanks for sending Wanda away for the day so I could decorate the room.

  Timmy Turner : Oh, something she'll never be able to do. Even with magic.

• Cosmo : She didn't remember our anniversary. I spent all morning slaving over a hot wand for this?

  Timmy Turner : Ah, cheer up, dude. I'm sure she'll love the styrofoam.

  Wanda : And get the styrofoam out of the fish bowl!

  Cosmo : Fine, if she can't remember our anniversary, then I'm not gonna be around for her not to remember any more anniversaries with!

  Timmy Turner : Huh?

  Cosmo : I'm going home to my mommy, and I'm taking my half of the magic with me!