- Dad Turner: This is me graduating Dictator College
- Dad Turner: And this is me taking over the world... with smiles!
- Dad Turner: AAAAANNNNND
- Dad Turner: This is where I'd put a trophy
- Dad Turner: IF I HAD ONE!
- Dad Turner: Sorry, must be happy
- Dad Turner: but the happy's back!
- Timmy Turner: [after being poofed back to the 1970s] In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.
- Young Dad Turner: Far out!
- Timmy Turner: But nothing to watch!
- Young Dad Turner: NOOOOOO!
- Cosmo: Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.
- [on chores]
- Cosmo: You could melt it wall with heat vision.
- Wanda: Or you could wish for the chores to be done.
- Timmy Turner: That's a good idea. I wish...
- Cosmo: OR you could melt it, with HEAT VISION.
- Timmy Turner: Gotta go with superpowers.
- Young Bill Gates: I'll connect all the computers in the world. I'll call it the internet.
- Cosmo: That's silly! You should call it the Timmy.
- Young Bill Gates: Okay!
- Timmy Turner: [after going back in time and Cosmo tells the Young Bill Gates to call the internet the Timmy] Hey, Dad, whatchya doin?
- Dad Turner: Just looking for a new trophy of the Timmy computer network.
- Dad Turner: What happened here?
- Timmy Turner: I melted your trophy with heat vision.
- Dad Turner: Where did you get heat vision?
- Timmy Turner: Internet?
- Cosmo: Oh, he's good.
- Dad Turner: I won this trophy years ago when I was your age. And you melted it! I'm so mad. I wish beams of heat could come out of my eyes right now!
- Wanda: No, no! Ours is the one with the silly pink hat.
- Dad Turner: Go to your room, and don't come out until you learn responsibility for other people's property. Or welding skills. Whatever comes first.
- Timmy Turner: If they're into that stuff, they're gonna love it when I cook them their special anniversary dinner.
- Cosmo: Don't forget, Timmy. You still have to help me with my anniversary surprise.
- Timmy Turner: I know, today's yours and Wanda's anniversary, too. That's convenient.
- [the room is filled with styrofoam]
- Timmy Turner: Styrofoam?
- Cosmo: Yeah, Wanda and I have been married 9,895 years today. That's the styrofoam anniversary.
- Timmy Turner: Cool.
- Cosmo: Yeah. Thanks for sending Wanda away for the day so I could decorate the room.
- Timmy Turner: Oh, something she'll never be able to do. Even with magic.
- Cosmo: She didn't remember our anniversary. I spent all morning slaving over a hot wand for this?
- Timmy Turner: Ah, cheer up, dude. I'm sure she'll love the styrofoam.
- Wanda: And get the styrofoam out of the fish bowl!
- Cosmo: Fine, if she can't remember our anniversary, then I'm not gonna be around for her not to remember any more anniversaries with!
- Timmy Turner: Huh?
- Cosmo: I'm going home to my mommy, and I'm taking my half of the magic with me!