- Colt Seavers: [speaking to a thug holding a .22 target pistol on him] You shoot me with that, son, I'm liable to get mad.
- Colt Seavers: Howie, WHAT are you DOING here? Why aren't you still in college?
- Howie Munson: It's a long story, Colt.
- Colt Seavers: Yeah, well just give me the READER'S DIGEST version.
- James Coburn: That was far-and-away the most exciting stunt I've ever seen in my life, Colt --- all that fire and chaos!
- Colt Seavers: Yeah, well, it felt pretty good --- I thought I'd died and gone to Hell!
- James Coburn: Lock that meddling guy up and throw away the key!
- Colt Seavers: Don't throw it too far --- he's a relative of mine!