- Samantha 'Big Jack' Jack: Look, Colt, do you wanna earn an easy ten grand or not?
- Colt Seavers: Yeah, about as EASY as catching that schoolteacher from Pasadena who'd stolen her mother's CAT!
- Samantha 'Big Jack' Jack: Look, don't blame ME for that --- I'D had no idea that it was just a CERAMIC cat!