- Danny Amatullo: [trying to get discovered while working as a waiter] The only way people are gonna remember us is if we spill something on 'em.
- Jesse V. Valesquez: Hey, it's worth a try...
- Laura Mattingly: [to Chris] You know, you, you need to eh... take a good long look at yourself. 'Cause if you wait much longer, you're not gonna like what you see.