Quotes
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Doris Schwartz : You know, I really thought we were friends...
Bruno Martelli : What makes you think we're not friends?
Doris Schwartz : Well, a friend would have called me up and said: Hey Schwartz, get right down here, we got a piano player who makes Tom Selleck look like Mr. Patato Head. Get your buns down to Caruso and embarrass yourself. But did such a call come?