Carlo Imperato: Danny Amatullo

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• Mrs. Berg : Who signed this?

  Danny Amatullo : Actors Equity. That's why I'm late, I just came from them. And would you believe there's another Danny Amatullo?

  Mrs. Berg : In this school?

  Danny Amatullo : No, in Actors Equity and they don't allow it.

  Mrs. Berg : Why not?

  Danny Amatullo : Well, just figure it out, right, you see my name on a marquee, so you walk in, the next thing you know, you're watching some other guy. Come on, you're bound to be disappointed.

  Mrs. Berg : But what if he's great?

  Danny Amatullo : What, two Danny Amatullos and they're both great actors? Come on, what are the odds?

  Mrs. Berg : Well, is that Vegas odds or the Morning Line?

• Danny Amatullo : If you're here for a paternity suit, forget it. I haven't been near a woman for years.

  Danny Amatullo : No, you see, I kinda got this problem. You see, both of us are named Danny Amatullo, and both of us are actors, so I can't get into Equity.

  Danny Amatullo : Consider yourself lucky, young man.

  Danny Amatullo : Yeah, but if I never join Equity, then I'll never be able to act.

  Danny Amatullo : That's not true. I've been in Equity for fifty years, and I've never been able to act.