- Danny Amatullo: How did you know I wasn't gonna sign?
- Mister Wacky: You'll never fit the job description. All I need's a stooge. You're too damn good. So, don't forget everything I tought you.
- Danny Amatullo: I won't.
- Mister Wacky: [after chosing a new name for Danny from a big book titled "Funny Names"] Welcome to Mister Wacky's World, Noodles.
- Danny Amatullo: Noodles...
- Mister Wacky: No, see, eh, you don't understand, this is not open for debate.
- Danny Amatullo: Wait a minute, I think it is.
- Mister Wacky: Okay, okay fine, it's a debate, and I win. Now, am I getting through to you at all?