- Coco Hernandez: [reading from 'Back Stage'] Listen to this: auditions for musical. Open roles for talented ethnic actresses. Must sing, dance and play eighteen to twenty-five.
- Bruno Martelli: You know, 'ethnic' could mean Jewish.
- Coco Hernandez: I'll convert.
- Bruno Martelli: You don't look it.
- Coco Hernandez: I'll wear extra make-up.
- Montgomery MacNeil: Look, you know that an entourage is?
- Danny Amatullo: Sure. It's like a ballet dance step.
- Doris Schwartz: Trying to keep something secret around here just doesn't work. It's like being a smuggler in a nudist camp.
- Danny Amatullo: [hangs up payphone] I got the job! How about that?
- Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky: You got a job that doesn't pay anything. Those jobs are not too hard to get, usually.