Quotes
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Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky : I have a suggestion, Mrs. Berg. Instead of distributing worthless announcements to everyone, you should post one and we could all ignore it more efficiently.
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Mrs Gertrude Berg : I can't help wondering about her, I'm only human, after all...
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky : Be better than human: be quiet.
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Mrs. Johnson : Are you one of my son's teachers?
Mr. Benjamin Shorofsky : No. He's one of mine.