- Mr. Shorofsky: I've been here longer than you have, Mr. Crandall.
- [a beat]
- Mr. Shorofsky: I've been here longer than the furnace, for heavens sake.
- Doris Schwartz: I'm gonna have to apologies to half the western hemisphere!
- Bruno Martelli: No... only those people with names that begin with a letter of the alphabet.