- Mrs. Berg: [Mr. Berg has surprised Mrs. Berg with a picnic basket but is dismayed to see Shorofsky enter] Won't you join us?
- Mr. Shorofsky: Oh no, I won't...
- Mrs. Berg: Oh, we insist. Don't we, Herman? Tell Mr. Shorofsky we'd love to have him.
- Mr. Berg: [unenthusiastic] We'd love to have you, Mr. Shorofsky. What's mine is yours.
- [indicating his head towards Mrs. Berg]
- Mr. Berg: There's plenty to go around.
- Mr. Shorofsky: Well, if you're putting it that way...
- [sits down]
- Mr. Berg: I assume you'll help yourself to whatever you like?
- Mr. Shorofsky: That's second nature to me.
- Mrs. Berg: [over intercom] If you have lost a grey wintercoat, with five frozen TV dinners and four wristwatches stuck into the inside pocket, please claim it at the administration office.
- Quentin Morloch: Benjamin, there may be snow on the roof, but there's still a little fire in the furnace, huh?
- [Shorofsky blows him a raspberry]
- Mr. Shorofsky: Morning, Mrs. Berg.
- Mrs. Berg: Psst. Psst!
- Mr. Shorofsky: Either your having an astma attack or your trying to get my attention. Or maybe both?
- Sal Di Angelo: You will not be a waiter for long, my boy.
- Bruno Martelli: Well eh, either I'm about to have my kneecaps permo placked, or eh, or we have a deal.
- Sal Di Angelo: We have a deal.