- Julie Miller: I'm supposed to have an interview with one of those guys right after lunch.
- Bruno Martelli: Mr. Nylon Hair?
- Danny Amatullo: Yeah, his head looks like a flying squirrel trying to mate with a bowling ball.
- Willard: Leroy, I'm your brother.
- Leroy Johnson: You're my mother's other son. That ain't the same as my brother.