Quotes
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Leroy Johnson : How would a sixteen foot catamaran interest you? I mean, the retail value's 2725 dollars.
Doris Schwartz : How much you want for it?
Leroy Johnson : I'd take 50 bucks.
Doris Schwartz : I hate to pass up a great deal like that, but my family isn't into sailing.
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Doris Schwartz : Dave is a wonderful guy, we agree on everything. That's the problem, we have too much in common. There's no spark.
Holly Laird : What do you mean, no spark?
Doris Schwartz : Oh, no, when we kiss, there's sparks. But when we talk, it's like... I'm talking to myself.
Holly Laird : Well, then don't talk, that's obviously where you're going wrong.
Nicole Chapman : Just kiss a lot.