Family Guy (TV Series)
Da Boom (1999)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin
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Quotes
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[a U.S. map at a military base shows 'Happy New Year' lit up on the map]
Military Sergeant : Very nice, lieutenant.
Military Tech Guy : Actually, each one of those lights represents a missile launching by itself. The pattern is just a coincidence.
Military Sergeant : Come to think of it, that Y is a bit off. Still, it looks nice.
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Lois Griffin : Look, Peter, people!
Jorad : Halt!
Peter Griffin : Uh-oh!
Jorad : I am Jorad. I and my band of highway warriors control this territory. Do you have any food?
Peter Griffin : Ah, no, that that's why we're on the road.
Jorad : Then you may not pass until you answer the following question. Name something you take on a picnic.
Meg Griffin : A blanket!
Brian Griffin : Potato salad!
Chris Griffin : Chicken!
Lois Griffin : Merlot
Stewie Griffin : A dead Lois!
Peter Griffin : Ah, ah, ah, okay, ah, we're gonna go with potato salad.
Jorad : Show me potato salad!
[points at sky. Peter and Lois look. Jorad and Highway warriors look]
Peter Griffin : [whispers] Maybe we should go now.
[Peter and Lois back away slowly]
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Peter Griffin : Hey guys. You know that one Christmas present you really wanted, but didn't get?
Meg Griffin : A phone?
Chris Griffin : A pony?
Brian Griffin : A humidor?
Stewie Griffin : A dead Lois?
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Meg Griffin : It's just not fair. I finally get date with Kevin and he gets vaporized!
Chris Griffin : He's just using that as an excuse. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!