Family Matters (TV Series)
Old and Alone (1991)
Bumper Robinson: Daniel Wallace
Quotes
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Steve Urkel : Laura's got the highly infectious mucus-nasal-osis-inflamicus.
Daniel Wallace : Oh my God! What is that?
Steve Urkel : Well, it starts out with a little cough.
[coughs]
Steve Urkel : Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam.
Daniel Wallace : Whoa, man.
Steve Urkel : Yeah, and then if you sneeze... why, your entire head explodes like a cherry bomb in a cantaloupe.
Daniel Wallace : Hey, man. Hey, wait a minute. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up!
Steve Urkel : Could. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo."