Liz Gordon: Mrs. Dunleavy

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• Mayor Beale : I appreciate your indictment of our town laws, but most of out town citizenry here have little trouble following them.

  Jett Jackson : Objection!

  Mayor Beale : To what?

  Jett Jackson : To the juxt... to what you just said! Wilstead's laws are broken every day.

  Kayla West : Why, just this morning, Mrs. Dunleavy violated article 6 section 42 of the Wilstead penal code.

  Mrs. Dunleavy : I did not! I never broke a law in my life!

  Kayla West : I'm afraid so, ma'am. Today is Thursday and according to the penal code, hanging your husband's shorts on the line on a Thursday is a direct violation of the law.

  Jett Jackson : And then there's Austin Roy, willfully violating article 7 subheading B: he was seen playing his accordian within 50 yards of the local library. Do we really want these criminals on our streets? I say we arrest them!

  Mayor Beale : [dryly applauding]  Son your little showbiz spectacular is very entertaining but it's wildly off the mark. Those are very very old laws.

  Jett Jackson : Exactly my point, and it's about time that somebody changed them.