Father Ted (TV Series)

Are You Right There Father Ted? (1998)

Ardal O'Hanlon: Father Dougal McGuire

Quotes 

• [Ted is trying to explain that he isn't a racist, by buying drinks for Chinese men. He raises his glass] 

  Father Ted : To China!

  [everybody cheers] 

  Chinese man : [raising his glass]  To Craggy Island!

  [everybody cheers] 

  Father Ted : More drink!

  [everybody cheers] 

  Bar tender : I'm sorry, the bar's closed.

  [everybody cheers] 

  Father Ted : How about we all go back to my place for a drink?

  [everybody cheers] 

  Father Dougal : Wait, I need to go to the toilet first.

  [everybody cheers]