Father Ted (TV Series)

Hell (1996)

Pauline McLynn: Mrs. Doyle

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• Mrs. Doyle : There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.

  Father Ted Crilly : No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!

  Mrs. Doyle : Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!

  [She holds up a cupcake] 

  Father Ted Crilly : No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle.

  Mrs. Doyle : Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!

  Father Ted Crilly : WHAT?

  Mrs. Doyle : Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.