Father Ted (TV Series)
Hell (1996)
Dermot Morgan: Father Ted Crilly
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Quotes
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Father Ted Crilly : Dougal, what's so special about July the 19th?
Father Dougal McGuire : I don't now Ted, ya big bollocks.
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Father Ted : Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal : I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted : Good man!
Father Dougal : Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God , I'm an awful eejit!
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Father Ted Crilly : Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal McGuire : I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted Crilly : Good man!
Father Dougal McGuire : Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God, I'm an awful idiot!
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Mrs. Doyle : There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Father Ted Crilly : No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
Mrs. Doyle : Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
[She holds up a cupcake]
Father Ted Crilly : No, thanks, Mrs. Doyle.
Mrs. Doyle : Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
Father Ted Crilly : WHAT?
Mrs. Doyle : Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about? No, what d'you call them. Raisins.
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Father Dougal McGuire : What about Jack?
Father Ted Crilly : Chances are he's gone back to Craggy Island. He's an amazing homing instinct. I wouldn't be surprised if opened the door to find him there with a big smile on his face and his arms outstretched to welcome us back.
Father Dougal McGuire : What?
Father Ted Crilly : Well, maybe not the smile on his face, or the outstretched arms or the welcome back. But he's probably there.
