Father Ted (TV Series)
Hell (1996)
Ardal O'Hanlon: Father Dougal McGuire
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Quotes
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Father Ted Crilly : Dougal, what's so special about July the 19th?
Father Dougal McGuire : I don't now Ted, ya big bollocks.
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Father Ted : Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal : I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted : Good man!
Father Dougal : Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God , I'm an awful eejit!
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Father Dougal McGuire : That's nearly as mad as that thing you told me about the loaves and the fishes.
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Father Ted Crilly : Did you bring the travel scrabble Dougal?
Father Dougal McGuire : I brought the normal scrabble and the travel scrabble, Ted. The travel scrabble for when we were traveling, and the normal scrabble for when we arrived!
Father Ted Crilly : Good man!
Father Dougal McGuire : Ah, no, wait a minute... now that I think of it I didn't bring either of them! God, I'm an awful idiot!
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Father Dougal McGuire : What about Jack?
Father Ted Crilly : Chances are he's gone back to Craggy Island. He's an amazing homing instinct. I wouldn't be surprised if opened the door to find him there with a big smile on his face and his arms outstretched to welcome us back.
Father Dougal McGuire : What?
Father Ted Crilly : Well, maybe not the smile on his face, or the outstretched arms or the welcome back. But he's probably there.