Father Ted (TV Series)
Night of the Nearly Dead (1998)
Dermot Morgan: Father Ted Crilly
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Quotes
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Patsy : [At the end of their visit] Thanks for everything, Father. Oh, and thanks for not mentioning Eoin's "problem."
Father Ted Crilly : Oh yes, you mentioned that before. What was it?
Eoin McLove : I have no willy!
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Father Ted Crilly : We need something that will keep them away from the house, something to distract them... but what?
[Ted and Dougal sit there thinking]
Father Dougal McGuire : A diversion! That's what it's called, a diversion!
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Eoin McLove : [Father Ted on Eoin's quiz show] Well Father, you've got 4 out of 5 questions right on your specialist subject, William Shatner's Tek Wars. So, if you get the general knowledge question right, the £500 will be yours. Oh no! People will think this is rigged. John Paul II. What was his name before he became Pope?
Father Ted Crilly : [long pause across end credits] Jim?
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Father Ted Crilly : Eoin!
Eoin McLove : What?
Father Ted Crilly : Don't eat the jam from the jar!
Eoin McLove : You leave me alone. I can have you killed.