Father Ted (TV Series)
Night of the Nearly Dead (1998)
Ardal O'Hanlon: Father Dougal McGuire
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Quotes
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Father Dougal McGuire : [Looking out the Window at the modest crowd of middle-aged women] I'm no good at judging the size of crowds but I'd say there's around seventeen million of them out there
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Father Jack Hackett : They lie in wait like wolves, the smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting, interminably waiting, and then...
Father Dougal McGuire : [nodding] He's right, you know, Ted.
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Father Ted Crilly : We need something that will keep them away from the house, something to distract them... but what?
[Ted and Dougal sit there thinking]
Father Dougal McGuire : A diversion! That's what it's called, a diversion!
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Eoin McLove : I've got a terrible secret.
Father Dougal McGuire : Do you?
Eoin McLove : Yeah.
Father Dougal McGuire : What is it?
Eoin McLove : I'm not telling you.