Father Ted (TV Series)

Night of the Nearly Dead (1998)

Patrick McDonnell: Eoin McLove

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Quotes 

• Eoin McLove : [smelling the area around Fr. Jack's seat]  I smell wee!

• Patsy : [At the end of their visit]  Thanks for everything, Father. Oh, and thanks for not mentioning Eoin's "problem."

  Father Ted Crilly : Oh yes, you mentioned that before. What was it?

  Eoin McLove : I have no willy!

• Eoin McLove : [Father Ted on Eoin's quiz show]  Well Father, you've got 4 out of 5 questions right on your specialist subject, William Shatner's Tek Wars. So, if you get the general knowledge question right, the £500 will be yours. Oh no! People will think this is rigged. John Paul II. What was his name before he became Pope?

  Father Ted Crilly : [long pause across end credits]  Jim?

• Father Ted Crilly : Eoin!

  Eoin McLove : What?

  Father Ted Crilly : Don't eat the jam from the jar!

  Eoin McLove : You leave me alone. I can have you killed.

• Eoin McLove : I've got a terrible secret.

  Father Dougal McGuire : Do you?

  Eoin McLove : Yeah.

  Father Dougal McGuire : What is it?

  Eoin McLove : I'm not telling you.