Father Ted (TV Series)

The Passion of Saint Tibulus (1995)

Frank Kelly: Father Jack Hackett

Quotes 

• Father Ted : What's that your looking at, father?

  Father Jack Hackett : What?

  Father Ted : Is that a film?

  Father Jack Hackett : What?

  Father Ted : Isn't that Kiefer Sutherland?

  Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?

  Father Ted : Is that Flatliners you are watching?

  Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?

  Father Jose Fernandez : Is Father Jack a little short of hearing?

  Father Jack Hackett : WHAT?

  Father Ted : To be honest, he can hear quite well when he wants to. Watch this...

  Father Ted : Father Jack, would you like a brandy?

  Father Jack Hackett : Yes.