- Javier the Jaguar: I feel sad inside. It is as if my male parts were not as gigantic as they really are.
- Tommy the Coyote: It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
- Larry: [losing his patience with Tommy] IT'S TOTALLY ABOUT THE DESTINATION!
- Tommy the Coyote: Yeah. Actually, why wouldn't it be?
- Sarmoti: [to Larry] Look at me, because you're too brain dead to remember an anniversary, I'm lost in the desert, snakes are using me for target practice, and I got a guide who couldn't find his own rear end if it had a flag in it!