Father of the Pride (TV Series)
What's Black and White and Depressed All Over? (2004)
John Goodman: Larry
Quotes
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Foo Lin : Oh God! I'm gonna be alone forever!
Kate : No you are not. You'll find someone.
Larry : Well... realistically Kate, her chances are pretty slim.
Foo Lin : Why? Because I'm fat, over 30 and a virgin? Is that what you mean, Larry? Huh? I don't deserve love?
Larry : No! Because there's only like six pandas left in the entire world. It's just the odds.
[starts crying]
Foo Lin : [starts crying]
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Larry : [to Kate] Just know that if Foo-lin is on our couch tomorrow I'm buying a gun on the internet and hiring someone with fingers to shoot me.
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Larry : Foo-Lin, I'd like to introduce you to Nelson. Nelson, this is Foo-Lin.
Foo-Lin : Hey Nelson.
Nelson 'Bong-Bong' : If you smell something it's not me! It's not!
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Foo-Lin : Oh God! I'm gonna be alone forever!
Kate : No you are not. You'll find someone.
Larry : Well... realistically Kate, her chances are pretty slim.
Foo-Lin : Why? Because I'm fat, over 30 and a virgin? Is that what you mean, Larry? Huh? I don't deserve love?
Larry : No! Because there's only like six pandas left in the entire world. It's just the odds.
Foo-Lin : [starts crying]
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Nelson 'Bong-Bong' : I love Kate, Larry. I can't help it. She's my perfect woman.
Larry : No, she isn't. You have a crush on her because she's the first woman that was ever nice to you.
Nelson 'Bong-Bong' : My mom was nice to me.
Larry : Nelson, I know you don't have a lot of experience, but as a dude, we don't really count moms.
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Larry : So you're from Beijing? Must have some geat Chinese food there.
Nelson 'Bong-Bong' : Ehh... it's not as good as New York.
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Larry : We need to talk about you and Kate.
Nelson 'Bong-Bong' : It sickens me that she's laying beneath you. That's how it works right? I mean, I might need to know for later.
